The Four Food Groups

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”                         ~Doug Larson  When I was a kid, food was rafts of lemon and hard boiled eggs slices floating on Grandma’s brandy-laced  mock turtle soup at her...

Krogering

“Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.”  Craig Bruce I love to go to the grocery.  I love it so much that I go at least three times a week.  There are only two of us in my household, and only one of us likes to eat.  That would be me. ...

Fat Duds

When I shop for clothes, it’s easy to find my size; I just follow the path to indignity.  I am one of those robust gals who shops for “Women’s Sizes,” the department that is invariably found adjacent to the Petite Department or, worse, next to the maternity clothes. ...

Humor With a Wink

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”   Erma Bombeck   Women’s humor is humor with a wink, a side stepping way of expressing affection. It is not mean-spirited.   When Erma Bombeck wrote about her doddy...

Bed and Breakfast on the Farm

“As my daddy said, soil is the basis of everything.”  Michael Lee West, She Flew the Coop There must be a company that produces brochures for bed and breakfasts, providing an employment opportunity for wannabe writers armed with adjectives and talent for improving...

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