by Sandy Lingo | Dec 1, 2014 |
It will not give you energy. It will not make you feel good about yourself. It will make you hungry and tired, and even your ear lobes and toenails will sweat. Sweaty is not a good...
by Sandy Lingo | Nov 24, 2014 |
I bought these Hostess cupcakes for Rick two days ago. They sat on this table for two hours before he opened them. Once he did, it took him 27 minutes to eat them. “I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than...
by Sandy Lingo | Nov 17, 2014 |
If it had not been for Facebook, I would have completely missed National Clitoris Awareness Week, and I would not have known how to survive a Zombie apocalypse. I wouldn’t know how to cook with quinoa or clean with vinegar. I wouldn’t have seen videos...
by Sandy Lingo | Nov 10, 2014 |
“I don’t have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.”~ Whoopi Goldberg 1. Navy Blue Get rid of navy. How many times have I left the house wearing black pants with navy shoes, one black sock with a navy one. It’s an...
by Sandy Lingo | Nov 3, 2014 |
It’s natural, right, going to the bathroom? It just shouldn’t be that difficult, but going to a public restroom nowadays is like a geometry test you just can’t seem to finish. When I was a kid, it was pretty simple. You really only needed to know how to do a few...
